You might think twice about cutting off that station wagon

[gvdub]

You know, the one with all the bumperstickers from around the country? A recent study has shown that the more territorial markers on a car, the more likely the driver is to explode in road rage and follow you through the desert plotting your demise, even through they were originally only going to the store for a pack of smokes and another pine tree air freshener to hang off their rearview mirror. So be careful out there, y'hear?