A nightmare of digital convergence

Someday, when we've all had those RFID chips installed, our personal playlists will follow us around, constantly in the background, like the dead albatross of our youth. Oh, no, is that Ah-Ha!? You'll pray that the Slade stuff doesn't start playing just as you start chatting up some sweet young thing, and The Archies will follow you into the boardroom as you're preparing for that important presentation.