Mr. Rantie Pants

[gvdub]

I’ve made several attempts to start a post today, but find I’m too cheesed off at certain things to be able to write about them without having them turn into needlessly insulting and derogatory rants. Considering that I generally try and be a little more level-headed (hah! Like it ever comes across that way), I’m going to have to wait until I can deal with the absurdity in a manner more becoming the particular type of “crackpot and pervert” that I’ve been informed that I must be.